Not fond of cake but fond of boys, jelly and books

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

(via cemeterybuffet)

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kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

(via cemeterybuffet)

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tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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armageddotron:

DO SHE GOT A BOOTY

She don’t. Where her booty should be is nothing but a swirling void. I try to look away but cannot. The void beckons me. I shall not return. Tell mother that I love her, and that I am sorry.

(via foreversixandfour)

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awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

(via foreversixandfour)

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dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

(via suomii)

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(via trueheroinex)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via beguile-me-endlessly)

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.
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"Not a single word."

Dr Rebecca Erikson, my professor, in her introduction of epistemology and challenging the main narrative

(via marloscruzin)

(Source: rafrousseau, via crimnology)

One year, I taught this (Sociological theory) class and only used female writers. The journals were written by women, the textbook was written by females. Do you know what kind of responses I got on my student evaluations that year? {…} That I was biased, that I was only looking from one point of view… that I was basically a man eater. That’s the kind of things I’d get from the students… The semester before, I used only male writers. Do you think I got any kind of feedback like that then?
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just-marvel-things:

Didn’t think i could get anymore excited about this film

(via louserz)

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girlcoded:

my native language is money

(via vvebkinz)

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sugarspiceandbloodsacrifice:

I’m so punk rock I’ll cry tears you’ll never see

(via larry-livinglouder)

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reallylameblog:

*soccer coach yelling to kick the ball from the sidelines* what are you saying?? Kik the ball??? The ball got kik???

(via tomlincan-you-not)

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

(via trashgnomesanonymous)

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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via trashgnomesanonymous)

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