Not fond of cake but fond of boys, jelly and books

bead-bead:

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

Yup, third grade. Up ‘til then, EVERYTHING looked like a Monet.

(via wasted-with-horan)

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the year according to tumblr

january:post halloween candy hangover
feburuary:couples halloween
march:almost halloween
april:almost halloween
may:almost halloween
june:almost halloween
july:almost halloween
august:almost halloween
september:basically halloween
october:HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november:still halloween
december:halloween for jesus
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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via lameputa)

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golarryorgohome:

The sound the keys on a keyboard make when you type really fast is empowering.

(via golarryorgohome)

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awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

(via zackisontumblr)

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Anonymous asked: cLEM IS WHITE BTW


Answer:

clemisnotwhite:

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If that’s what helps you sleep at night.

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tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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(via sarah-robles)

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