Not fond of cake but fond of boys, jelly and books

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

(via foreversixandfour)

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fruitpacks:

love u babe *kisses myself on the cheek*

(via foreversixandfour)

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lynnerdo:

IM FUCKING DYYING

(Source: dinosquad, via jaaassh)

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via secondstartootheright)

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feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(Source: feat, via larry-livinglouder)

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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

(via larry-livinglouder)

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every teacher before they draw on the board:im not an artist
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boyexemplified:

socialworkgradstudents:

korythedirtyracetraitor:

longlivexxxx:

[x]

she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

fucking hell I thought this was the Onion

(via larry-livinglouder)

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actualllly:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

(Source: roughness, via a-case-of-lou)

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beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

(Source: bitchbot, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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if you love yourself and others please wear deodorant

(Source: souljaboy2007, via vvebkinz)

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