Not fond of cake but fond of boys, jelly and books
queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

(Source: potdm, via sucked-it-and-saw)

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blahhmebby:

I appreciate the presence of brown in my life

blahhmebby:

I appreciate the presence of brown in my life

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

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4 hours ago

thegestianpoet:

here’s the thing:

  • respect sex workers, but
  • do not defend the porn industry 

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

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me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

(via donnacabonna)

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crowcrow:

don’t forget to acknowledge your accomplishments no matter how “small”. sometimes getting out of bed and taking a shower is very big.
proud of you for making it another day and you should be too!

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

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4 hours ago
My German Teacher (in German):We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
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lukesextme:

Cal just really wants to be in the shot…

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(via hheartbreakgirl)

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v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm, via yourfriendlylocaldealer)

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afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

(Source: consumed-wanderlust, via a-case-of-lou)

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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie, via lolsofunny)

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12 hours ago
byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

(Source: scottdisickpage, via bekahwhat)

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